Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Laura Whitmore deserves your attention
When is a curve not a curve? When it’s a jar. Wait, that’s a door, isn’t it? The actual answer is: a curve is no longer a curve when you are so far ahead of the curve it becomes little more than a line on the horizon.
FHM is regularly ahead of the curve, but in case you don’t believe us, we’re going to draw your attention to Laura Whitmore. The 25-year-old MTV presenter has been making headlines for ‘dressing provocatively’ during London Fashion Week. “Who is this new sensation?” people are asking. And when they do, we’re pointing them all the way back to FHM September 2008, the issue where we introduced the world to the sexy, blonde Irish starlet.
"I don’t like men who try too hard,” revealed the honey who currently presents MTV Digs. “If a guy looks in the mirror more than I do it’s a bad sign. I like scruffy, but not smelly.”
An admittance, which, given that we haven’t shaved for five days and are currently wearing women’s ‘odour-free’ deodorant, gives FHM hope. Especially since we have a mutual acquaintance. Her name’s Cat Cubie and she presents the weather on Scottish television, which means she says “rain” and “wind” a lot.
FHM is saying “meat” a lot today, partly because we’re hungry, partly because we’re having kangaroo for dinner and partly because we just like the word. What’s your favourite word? Let us know and we’ll ask our old buddy Laura to mention it on the telly. FHM making dreams come true 24/7.
Chrissy Teigan is here to save Thursday
Hellloooo, is anyone out there? We ask, because literally no decent celebrity pictures have been taken today. And since no decent celebrity pictures equals no decent girl news it means we’ve spent most of the day hyperventilating. Fortunately Chrissy Teigan has come up with a solution. Chrissy Teigan always comes up with a solution.
Chrissy Teigan is a 25-year-old supermodel who was born in Utah, but is of Thai and Norwegian heritage. She made her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition debut in 2010 and stripped down to her skimpies again for this year's magazine. Oh, and she goes out with American singer John Legend.
John Legend is an ace name, isn’t it? Strong and manly, like Hercules Rockefeller, or Max Power. Maybe FHM should change its name to something similar? Stu Hero, for example. Or Stu Pendous. Or Stu Awesome. Actually hold that thought, he sounds like a tremendously average wrestler. You know, one of those scrawny ones who wears briefs and knee pads, doesn’t have a special move and gets swiftly knocked out by someone who isn’t good enough to step into the ring with the likes of John Cena or Randy Orton.
Chrissy has also recently Tweeted about dropping an iron on her foot, hugging a mascot and wanting a burrito for dinner. She has never Tweeted about FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World listing. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to join her bikini mate Marisa Miller in this year’s list. She does. She really does. It’s her dream, in fact. Make her (and subsequently your) dream come true, men. Vote her in and allow us to print more snaps.
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