Hellloooo, is anyone out there? We ask, because literally no decent celebrity pictures have been taken today. And since no decent celebrity pictures equals no decent girl news it means we’ve spent most of the day hyperventilating. Fortunately Chrissy Teigan has come up with a solution. Chrissy Teigan always comes up with a solution.
Chrissy Teigan is a 25-year-old supermodel who was born in Utah, but is of Thai and Norwegian heritage. She made her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition debut in 2010 and stripped down to her skimpies again for this year's magazine. Oh, and she goes out with American singer John Legend.
John Legend is an ace name, isn’t it? Strong and manly, like Hercules Rockefeller, or Max Power. Maybe FHM should change its name to something similar? Stu Hero, for example. Or Stu Pendous. Or Stu Awesome. Actually hold that thought, he sounds like a tremendously average wrestler. You know, one of those scrawny ones who wears briefs and knee pads, doesn’t have a special move and gets swiftly knocked out by someone who isn’t good enough to step into the ring with the likes of John Cena or Randy Orton.
Chrissy has also recently Tweeted about dropping an iron on her foot, hugging a mascot and wanting a burrito for dinner. She has never Tweeted about FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World listing. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to join her bikini mate Marisa Miller in this year’s list. She does. She really does. It’s her dream, in fact. Make her (and subsequently your) dream come true, men. Vote her in and allow us to print more snaps.
